THQNordic is the most arrogant third party developer so far this gen!

It’s very surprising to see this happen, considering how there are actually quite a few THQNordic games on the way for Switch. But all of these games are smaller in scope compared to other projects they are working on such as Darksiders III.

And now, due to an interview with the company, we now have an idea of why that is.

This is partly due to the firm’s belief that 3DS will soon be replaced by Switch – depsite Nintendo’s assertions to the contrary – and the relatively low power available in the platfrom holder’s new console. Pollice notes that even Battle Chasers, a 2D turn-based RPG game based on comics by notable artist Joe Madureira, has been “a challenge to get running smoothly on Switch” and open-world sci-fi RPG Elex is “just too demanding right now.”

In short, THQNordic is simply too lazy to make a proper port and optimize the game correctly.

Despite what internet critics want you to believe, it really is not all that difficult to port games onto different hardware if, and that is a big if in the current industry, the developers are willing to put TIME and EFFORT into making it happen.

THQNordic, in saying that a fucking 2D TURN BASED RPG IS DIFFICULT TO GET RUNNING ON SWITCH, really demonstrates just how poor their coding is.

There’s been a tendency to blame Nintendo for the lack of real third party support in the past twenty years, but I genuinely laugh at that assessment. And it’s due to entirely to statements like this. The excuses given as to why Switch doesn’t get ‘real’ third party support are impossible to take seriously. It’s clear, to me, that developers are simply not putting in the effort to properly create a proper version of their titles for Nintendo platform.

All multiplat games CAN and SHOULD be getting releases on Switch. #MakeTheSwitch

But that is only one half of this story. What makes THQNordic the most arrogant third party so far this gen?

This little gem.

“De Blob is the perfect indie game. On the Wii, it was a bit underrepresented – it should have been on Steam in the first place, it would have been a massive success. Although it’s not that hardcore, in terms of the visual style, the mechanics are so cool and it’s so relaxing. I remember when we looked into that, I was playing it with a Wii emulator and I felt like I could play it forever.”

THQNordic is downright delusional. They really do think that their shitty painting game would have been a huge hit if it wasn’t on Nintendo platforms. Honestly, I think the only reason the game is even remembered is because it was on Wii, when a ton of other third party developers were foolishly developing for Playstation360 and not the market leader that generation.

I hate De Blob, by the way. I bought it because people were comparing it to Splatoon when it was revealed, and quickly grew bored with it. And that’s why this next bit infuriates me so much.

“Before THQ went bankrupt, they had an online De Blob game [in development] which was basically like Splatoon,” says Pollice. “It was never released, but I think they invested a couple of million into it. They were making it for Asia. It was pretty far [through development], it wasn’t far off soft-launch. But it was funny, because when Nintendo announced Splatoon I was like ‘hey, I’ve already seen that – that’s literally De Blob Online’.”

Wow. Just wow. Talk about desperation. Talk about being petty. Talk about being a complete piece of shit simply to write off the much better IP and company.

This reminds me of how Pretendos in 2014 were pretending that the concept for Splatoon was stolen from some cancelled Xbox arcade game. That’s what these statements say to me: That we came up with Splatoon FIRST. It doesn’t matter that the game didn’t actually come out, and that the first game wasn’t all that popular, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUGE HIT IF IT WAS ON STEAM AND NOT NINTENDO.

It’s this kind of bizarre logic and inability to actually write flexible code that is going to lead to the Worldwide gaming crash, I feel. Companies are putting out these huge games that no one really has any interest in. Darksiders II, for example, was slammed for not being nearly as polished as the first game, and I’m sure that Darksiders III will follow the same trend.

Having established, fairly popular IPs is only going to take you so far if you don’t respect the audience that actually likes or plays your software. Blaming Nintendo for your own ineptitude at developing games is not going to win you any favors with anyone, especially not Nintendo fans. Especially considering their biggest game so far, Darksiders III, is blatantly Zelda influenced.

THQNordic needs to #MaketheSwitch

A Wonderful Remake: Wonderboy!

I’ve been playing lots of great indie games on the Switch since it came out. But nothing has quite impressed me in the way Wonderboy has. Perhaps it’s because I’m a sucker for old school classics, but Wonderboy has, despite being little more than a graphical overhaul for a Sega Master System title of all things, has really won me over due it’s simplistic charm, tight gameplay, and interesting aspects.

It’s amazing to me how such a simple, short game could have so many pleasant secrets, great levels, and overall be such a treat to play. The game expertly balances accessibility (Being easily able to understand where to go and what to do) with rewarding gameplay. Aside from a brief exposition dump at the beginning of the game and at the end, you are completely free to do whatever you like for the entire game.

There is not much to do, mind you, besides go on an adventure. But the lack of guidance on how to proceed was strangely refreshing to me. Initially, I assumed I was cursed and that returning to my human form would be the priority. As it turns out, that is not the case. Instead you go from one transformation to another, each with their own unique abilities.

Unlike Shantae, you can not switch between the characters at will. And at first, I thought you couldn’t switch at all. What seems like it would be an odd limitation seems like a brilliant move. Unlike Shantae, where it’s super easy to just fly over obstacles and then transform again to solve a puzzle, Wonderboy has a very specific path it wants you to follow. The fun in the game is figuring out that path, and what equipment and secrets you need to have to make it easier on yourself to succeed.

The game never stops feeling rewarding, up until the very end. The final area is quite long, and with no checkpoints. But the journey itself was so rewarding and so addicting I never once felt frustrated or bored as I trained myself to fight the final boss. This game, in spite of it’s age, is very likely a new favorite of mine.

Crash and burned!

I find it amusing how I posted an article a while back talking about upcoming PS4 releases and somehow still completely forgot that the Crash trilogy remaster had come out today. In fact, if it weren’t for an excellent post by Roland of the Pietriots (https://pietriots.com/2017/06/30/crash-bandicoot-was-shit-20-years-ago-and-is-still-shit-today/) and a few 4chan threads gloating about review scores, I would have completely forgotten to notice or care about this release at all.

And there’s a good reason for that. I have played Crash. Recently. For the first time. With very high expectations considering the repute the original trilogy has among Playstation fans as being a top notch trilogy of platformers.

I was baffled by what I got.

Crash, in the simplest terms, would not even be considered a mediocre platforming trilogy if it had launched on Nintendo consoles. It would be singled out as bargain bin trash, the way that Bubsy games are treated today.  I’m confident in saying that if Crash was not a Playstation exclusive, no one would think all that highly of it.

In fact, no one does seem to care about this trilogy anymore. All anyone can say when bringing up the quality of this series revolves around Playstation in some way. “Remember how big Crash was in the nineties?” Well, I don’t. Speaking as someone whose first experience with a Playstation console may have been playing Crash 3 in a Target, there was nothing all that interesting or memorable about the game I played. Besides, of course, how finnicky the jumping is.

And that’s the core of the problem, I think. Crash features more than just bland level design, ugly character models, and not even being a true 3D platformer. Crash Bandicoot is a platforming game with ABYSMAL PLATFORMING.

This cannot be stressed enough, I feel. The core reason so many people consider Crash a difficult game is due to the fact that the jumping is unresponsive and incredibly weird. It’s not snappy, the way a Mario or Donkey Kong Country game would play. I would describe it was more… floaty. In a bad kind of way. It’s very easy to miss very precise jumps because you expect the character to handle like any other platforming character would.

When dissecting what was wrong with this, I compared the title to two great titles that came before and after it. Donkey Kong Country 2 and Super Mario 64. The difference in quality in those games is downright staggering. It’s embarassing how DKC2, a SNES game, looks and sounds much more impressive than the Playstation’s flagship platforming series. Super Mario 64, on the other hand, did something that no one else had ever done before. Create an open 3D environment to run around in.

Roland, in his post, lamented the lack of standards among Crash fans, and I’m inclined to strongly agree. Liking Crash over superior Nintendo platformers is the video game equivalent of turning your nose at Dracula because you’re a die hard Twilight fan. No one who seriously plays platforming games would give Crash a second look. Now that I’ve played the first, I have no desire to ever return to it. It was that poor of an experience for me. Even DKC3, a title that I did not like too much, was far more engaging than that piece of crap.

I think it speaks volumes to the quality of Naughty Dog’s output that, twenty years later, no one is nostalgic for their original breakout hit at all. Not the devs, the fans, and certainly not people like me. Try comparing that to the way that the Donkey Kong Country games are treated online, or Super Mario 64, or perhaps even NES cult classics like DuckTales.

Those games became classics because the fans kept them close to their hearts all these years.  They shared them with friends, discussed them online, returned to them whenever that itch started to really bother them.

No one, NO ONE, feels that way about Crash Bandicoot.

The Upcoming PS4 release schedule

Upcoming PS4 games 2017

http://www.metacritic.com/browse/games/release-date/coming-soon/ps4/date

For a more complete list, you can refer to this metacritic page.

I don’t think anyone besides the most delusional of Sony fanboys is still saying that PS4 is a success of a console. It’s amazing to me how often I speak with people who own PS4’s who tell me that they hardly ever play it, because there’s nothing all that interesting on it. Sure super mainstream games like GTAV and Destiny sold millions of units, but for those of us with more particular tastes….? There’s no really all that much to look forward to, no matter how you look at things.

Take something like Horizon, which is supposedly one of Playstation’s new major IPs. If you like something like that, you would like Zelda more, because it’s overall a much better game. If you like Fifa, you’re likely someone who’s out of the house with friends a lot. Taking it out on Switch would be ideal for you. If you liked playing that, you would also like playing Rocket League on Switch for a change of pace. Wanna play a quick round of Mario Kart on a bus? You can do that. Want to play Pokken, Street Fighter, or Arms on the street? You can do that. And I have seen and heard about people who do this.

Do you see where I’m going with this? People are having fun with the Switch. No one, and I do mean NO ONE, is enjoying their PS4. And I think this upcoming, virtually empty release schedule shows us exactly why.

People often suggest that not having any AAA third party support is Nintendo’s biggest weakness. I disagree. I feel as if relying on these games too much is destroying Sony and Microsoft. In attempting to appeal to the widest possible demographic with every major release, they have stopped making new or interesting games for smaller, more niche audiences to focus instead on pumping out the same, tired slop every year.

One of the things I’ve been noticing about Nintendo fans as I analyze the community as a whole is how divided they are. Not just in their opinions about the company, but in the games they enjoy. They are people who like Nintendogs, and people who like Metroid. People who like Style Savvy, and people who like Elite Beat Agents. People who like Arms, and people who like Animal Crossing. In many cases, the fanbases for these franchises overlap. But not always.

That is NOT the case when it comes to the AAA machines, the Playstation and Xbox. Everyone who owns those consoles owns and plays the same exact games every year and downright ignore anything that goes against their preferences. We saw this with how more fringe games, like The Last Guardian and Street Fighter V, are treated on PS4. An outright refusal from the player base to even buy the game. If it’s not the next big thing, they don’t care. I imagine it’s only a matter of time until ARMS outperforms both.

And it’s this aspect of Playstation that really makes me question why Sony always ‘wins’ E3. They ‘win’ because they tell a very specific audience what they want to hear, regardless whether or not it’s actually true. They were told Horizon was going to be a genre defining open world game, and the fanboys fought tooth and nail to support it… only for it to be overshadowed by Zelda almost immediately. Oops. Nintendo fans, in the coming months, are getting Ever Oasis, Splatoon 2, Hey Pikmin!, Mario + Rabbids, Mario Odyssey, and Xenoblade 2, all before the end of the year.

What is PS4 getting? Battlefront II? It honestly DISGUSTS me that people are trying to hype that game up after how the first one turned out. AAA machine owners are like abused housewives, unwilling to move on to better things. I guarantee you that Splatoon 2 is going to be better. Why wouldn’t it be?

After all, it is a Nintendo game.

#MaketheSwitch

I think it’s time we Nintendo fans took a stand.

The trend for multiplat third party games to skip Nintendo hardware, often for no real reason, is quickly spiraling out of control. It came to me earlier today as I watched the leaked Monster Hunter World demonstration that there was no real reason for Capcom to not develop for Switch. The game is not all that intensive or graphically demanding, and it would be a simple task to put it on Switch, to placate existing fans, while still going multiplatform.

But Capcom did not do that. Instead they laughed in our face and told us to buy a real console.

You know what? I’m not going to do that. Instead I’m going to stick with my Switch. I’m going to stick with the amazing games that are already out for the system, and the ones that are on the way. I have no NEED or desire to play Monster Hunter World on my Xbox One. I could, certainly, but I would have to install the game into my hard drive because Xbox One is the worst console ever made. Remember when you could pop in a game and just play it? Switch can do that. Talk about an innovation!

Capcom saw how Monster Hunter became one of the best selling third party IPs on Nintendo consoles, and chose to abandon us for no real reason. They are delusional if they think Xbox players are into this kind of thing. They aren’t. I’m told Final Fantasy XV hasn’t sold a million units on Xbox yet. Surely Monster Hunter won’t do better on these platforms than they would have on Nintendo consoles. Consoles that this series has done very well on in the past.

We Nintendo fans need to demand true multiplat experiences. If a multiplat game is NOT being released on our platform of choice, we will not buy it. Instead we will demand a proper, complete release on our platform. Otherwise it will not earn out support.

It is amazing how in spite of the Switch’s incredible success, not a single third party came forward and made an exciting new announcement for Switch. These people are downright out of touch with what people want, and it’s time we showed them that.

I will never again buy a fake multiplat  game new. I will buy it used for twenty dollars or less, if I truly want to play it. Otherwise, I will not even consider it.

I insist that every Switch fan out there follow my example. Show the devs that you aren’t interested in supporting Playstation or Xbox. Show them that they should #MaketheSwitch

 

Crying about ports

With the recent announcement of Pokken Tourney for Switch a large number of Pretendos, including their golden boy Josh Thomas from TheBitBlock, took to Twitter to voice their disappointment.

“I bought a Switch to play NEW games, not old ones!” They cried. “I don’t want ports! Nintendo is only releasing ports for the console!”

This is, of course, a ridiculous claim to make. Nintendo announced original titles for the Switch day one and has consistently released new titles for it since launch. Suggesting that the Switch’s big launch title, BOTW, ‘doesn’t count because it’s a port’ is laughable considering how popular it’s proving to be on the platform.

Unlike the Playstation library, which pretty much ONLY has ports of old content, Switch has had and always has had great games all around. The recent idea that Switch is suffering a drought is downright laughable considering the sheer amount of quality that is on the console already. Not just from Nintendo themselves, but from various indie developers and the like.

And there, of course, the fact that Nintendo’s big E3 show is in less than a week.

It’s amazing how people like Josh Thomas are trying so hard to pretend as if a disappointing E3 from Nintendo is ‘inevitable’ and that they aren’t happy with their switches. I’ve said this before, but Nintendo is not the problem here. We’ve seen during the Wii U years how these people desperately try to write off Nintendo’s biggest games with the flimsiest of justifications, and this is no different.

Arms does not count as a ‘real game.’ Splatoon 2 does not count as a ‘real game.’ Xenoblade 2 does not count as a ‘real game.’ Mario Oddyssey is coming out too late to make a difference. Indie games don’t count. Ports don’t count. Breath of the Wild does not count.

They always keep moving the goalposts just out of Nintendo’s reach.

I suspect we’re going to see some more manufactured outrage about ARMS when it launches next week, and Splatoon 2 next month.

The appeal of Disgaea 5

I really, really like Disgaea 5. So much so, it’s one of the big reasons as to why I haven’t finished Fire Emblem Echoes yet. I was very nearly finished with Echoes when Disgaea 5 came in the mail, but I’ve been too hooked on It to really go that final mile and complete Echoes. It’s a real shame: I stand by Echoes being a great game in spite of it’s lackluster final area, but Disgaea 5 has really won my heart in a way I was not expecting from it.

This was very unexpected. I mainly bought D5 on a whim: the devs were one of the first third parties to announce a Switch release of a title, and I thought it would be nice to try their game. I was caught very off guard by how much I’m enjoying it, from a pure gameplay perspective.

Despite FE and D5 being SRPGS, there is a world of difference in how they are played. FE is very limited. It provides you with a limited set of resources, from units, to weapons, to helpful items and challenges you to conquer the game despite this.

Disgaea, on the other hand, offers a vast and complicated world of practically unlimited ways to power up and use your characters. Do you want a team of beautiful, powerful witches and clergies, all of which have different colors and voices? You can do that. Want to stack characters on top of one another to reach new heights? You can do that. Do you want to grind all your characters to level 9999? You can do that.

This openness to the strategy of the game is very refreshing after Echoes. Not better,  exactly, but it’s pleasing to see different developers take different approaches to game design.