The hopes and dreams of Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes

Travis will Strike Again.

Rain, Sun, and Flower

If you need a summary of the story:

Travis Strikes Again is Suda’s most personal game yet. Showing his most vulnerable side since the original Silver Case, Suda is throwing all his cards into this one game that happens at a crossroad for the company. Grasshopper Manufacture have been considerably downsized down to 25 employees, they have moved offices away from Gung-Ho, their parent company, hinting at a split between both of them, and we know of at least Hideyuki Shin (director of Killer is Dead and Let it Die) leaving the company behind.

But this game is also the return of Suda51 at the directorial chair, something many fans wanted for a decade. It is also their first attempt at self-publishing since their inception. All of this points to Suda tidying up its business in order to go back to the right track. It is even more important…

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Industry Insider reveals that everyone in Overwatch is gay

Tracer made headlines two years ago when she was revealed as the first ever lesbian video game character to be featured in a video game. History has repeated itself with the recent revelation that Soldier 76 has had a relationship with another man, And if recent insider information from notable video game insider Liam Robertson is any indication, every single playable character in Overwatch is gay.

“Blizzard has done more than simply tack on a sexuality to a pre-existing character.” Robertson revealed to us. “It was the developers’ intent from the very beginning to be the first major AAA release with an entirely LGBT cast.”

Details are still scarce on the specifics, but Robertson has confirmed that new tie in comics will elaborate more on the cast and their colorful history with partners. It was also confirmed to us that iconic franchises like Diablo and Warcraft will receive much more LGBT representation than they did in the past.

“Diablo Immortal very well be the first time that an openly gay character goes up against an equally gay villain. The possibilities are endless!”

Blizzard is well on its way to becoming the most progressive video game company out there. They certainly have my, and my partners, support.


Disney has acquired Playstation from Sony in historic buy out

Gaming enthusiasts the world over, rejoice. A new age is dawning on the gaming scene. A new player has entered the game, but not quite in the way you may expect.

After a heavy negotiation period of several years, Disney has acquired the rights to the Playstation platform from Sony. This deal includes the ownership of the platform itself, all of the Sony owned trademarks related to it, all of the developers that are owned by Sony, and every single game they have ever produced are now owned by the Walt Disney company. Star Wars is now Playstation exclusive. Beloved characters like Aloy can now be considered part of the Disney Princess line, and Mickey Mouse is now considered a major video game icon. Bigger than Mario ever was.

“The time has come for us to control the video game market ourselves.” Disney executives announced after the purchase was confirmed to the public. “For too long have we ignored the potential of this wonderful medium.”

The announcement may come as a bit of a surprise to some Playstation fans, who were under the impression that Sony would never sell one of their iconic brands this way. But they needn’t worry. Disney already has very clear plans for the future of all of Playstation’s beloved IPs.

“Beloved video game icons like Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn deserve will continue to receive new installments in their franchises.” Disney told us. “And of course we are looking to expand into new IPs and franchises.”

Disney has been interested in entering the video game market since the 90’s. The company, every year without fail, has been trying to acquire Nintendo since 1990.

“As time as gone on, we have slowly begun to realize that Playstation is a far larger and more culturally relevant platform than Nintendo ever was.” Disney told us. “Which led to the shift in direction.”

The buy out may not come as a surprise to some people. The new policy against female exploitation in games was due entirely to the incoming Disney buyout.

“Games are something that everyone should enjoy. There is no room for hate on our platform.”

Another year goes by, and the Walt Disney company continues to get bigger.




Rockstar responds to Red Dead Redemption 2 criticisms: “It’s not supposed to be fun.”

After years of waiting, the game of the generation has finally released. All around the world millions of people are playing their brand new copies of Red Dead Redemption 2 on their Playstation 4 Pros and getting lost in that wide open, immersive world. There is no doubt among those of us who truly love video games that Rockstar has created the greatest open world game of all time. At least until they release the next one.

However, some fringe demographics on online message boards are not entirely happy about RDR2’s success and popularity. Fans of Mario and Zelda are not happy that Rockstar has almost singlehandedly killed what little momentum the Nintendo Switch had left this year. Rockstar’s Dan Houser had this to say about the situation.

“Red Dead Redemption 2 is not supposed to be fun.” He clarified. “This may come as a shock to those of you who have never lived a full life, but not everything in lie is fun and games. Sometimes you lose those you care about. Sometimes you fall share of your goals. Sometimes you fall on hard times. Sometimes you have to be a grown-up. Our games are made with grown-ups in mind.”

The statement reminds us strongly of a similar one that Naughty Dog’s Neil Druckmann made some time ago. Perhaps it is this design philosophy that has led western game developers to dominate the industry this generation.

As long as Zelda is fun, it can not possibly compete.


Nintendo confirms that Pokemon Let’s Go was designed to be as terrible as possible

“In a world where Grand Theft Auto V is the best selling game ever made, we realized that your game doesn’t need to be good in order to sell.”

Those were the words that Junichi Masuda, the Director of the title, spoke to us as we sat down with him in Tokyo. We had made it very clear that we weren’t exactly  happy with the way Pokemon Let’s Go was being handled, and Masuda was quick to reassure us that that was perfectly acceptable. It was, in fact, the reaction they were hoping for.

“Following the success of Pokemon Let’s Go, it became very clear to us that we needed to put out a release that would ease those players into the wider world of Pokemon.” He explained. “We wished to incorporate key features such as Battling in a way that would not be off putting to the new players. We wanted to convert these mobile players into Nintendo Switch players. The concept was easy enough… we incorporated elements from Pokemon Go into a proper Pokemon release. However, there was one major roadblock that we needed to deal with.”

That roadblock, Masuda explained, was nostalgia blinded fanboys.

“With every Pokemon release, certain fans insist that the new games aren’t anywhere near as good as the old ones.” Masuda told us. “No matter what improvements or changes we make to the formula, we are bombarded with complaints from grown adults about how our children’s games aren’t mature or sophisticated enough for them.”

These people, Masuda explained, are the driving force behind any sort of negativity lobbied at Pokemon. “It is very difficult for any player to discuss how fun these games can be online if hardcore fans keep nitpicking every aspect of the games. Such as, say, the Pokemon designs. Many non or lapsed fans genuinely feel as if there must be SOMETHING wrong with Pokemon, and are unwilling to even try the games because of that sort of negative talk. It has gone beyond people simply insisting that Red and Green are the only good ones at this point.”

We were quick to ask just what Masuda’s point was.

“In the end we decided that we needed to give these people something real to complain about.” He said. “We ripped a ton of models and assets from Pokemon Stadium 2 and planted them into Let’s Go. We simplified the movesets, trimmed down the puzzles, made beating the Champion extremely simple and not all that challenging. We wanted the reception among fans to be as poor as possible for this particular mobile audience focused release in order to lower fan’s expectations before the proper reveal of Generation VIII next year.”

This, Masuda assured us, will bring in lots of positive attention and praise to Gamefreak, Nintendo, and the Switch, drowning out any nonsense complaints from older fans who are still playing a game they should have outgrown years ago.

Time will tell whether Game Freak’s tactic will work, but until then…. I will be playing Pokemon Let’s Go, with the Pokeball accessory AND Pokemon Go app in hand.



Miyamoto: “We don’t listen to furries.”

Following the failure of Star Fox Zero Nintendo has seen intense criticism for the poor way in which they handled the release. Broken motion controls, rehashed story elements, and releasing for the Wii U doomed the game before it even released. Fans everywhere have been clamoring for a proper Star Fox game in the vein of Star Fox Assault, with a big focus on character and story, but Shigeru Miyamoto is having none of it.

“We don’t listen to furries.” He said shortly, before he had us escorted out of his home without even answering our question about Fox and Wolf’s romantic life.

My Boyfriend and I have been huge fans of the Star Fox license since A Fox in Space was uploaded onto YouTube in 2016. Ever since then we’ve often roleplayed as the characters, and discussed at length whether Fox is a dom or a sub.

However, when we first watched a Let’s Play of Star Fox Zero, we were aghast by the low quality of it all. The streamer was having tons of trouble even controlling the game, and quite once she got to Zoness. The game was just not fun and lacked the charm and passion of A Fox in Space.

Being hard core fans of the franchise, my boyfriend and I were quick to offer suggestions to Nintendo. Get rid of the antiquated on rails sections. Make it open world. Make it story driven. Have lots of different vehicles. Have real, adult, sexual relationships between each of the characters.

DO NOT rehash Star Fox 64 again. Nintendo is often accused of simply rehashing all of their franchises without implementing anything new, and Star Fox is perhaps the perfect example of this. There has NEVER been a Star Fox game that significantly deviates from the formula established by the first release on the N64.

Nintendo is not listening to the fans of Star Fox. And that, to me, guarantees that they will never improve or change their ways. And that makes me a sad panda.

DMCV microtransactions are completely fine

Devil  May Cry V will be one of the best games ever made. All three of the previous entries, Devil May Cry 1, Devil May 3, and Devil May Cry 4 are all in my personal top five games of all time list. Only Undertale manages to top them for me, and I suspect that DMCV will be no different. The question is whether or not the game can top the original games or not.

However there has been some minor grievances that Bayonetta fans have been mentioning lately. On message boards, on gaming news sites, on YouTube videos. Everywhere the Bayonetta fanboys have been coming out in full force to try and protect their beloved waifu action star.

The latest controversy? Overblowing the now series standard microtransaction system. Despite what the Bayonetta fans have been saying, the microtransaction system has ACTUALLY been implemented since Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition. Actual fans of Devil May Cry did not at all mind the OPTION to pay real money for power ups and improved weapons. I myself used the system to aid my speed run through that particular version of the game.

Real Devil May Crys APPRECIATE the depth of the gameplay. We do not just simply mash buttons and defeat the enemies. We put a lot of thought and time into customizing Dante to play just as we want him to. A new, quicker way to make Dante more powerful so that we can stand a chance against the next Vergil fight is something that anyone who has played Devil May Cry 3 can appreciate.